Archive for the 'Humor' Category

This is so true

Anyone who has worked in retail, especially on the days after Christmas and Thanksgiving has been at work and wanted to say this to at least one customer:

After Holiday Customers

After Holiday Customers

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Harlan McCraney

Ever stop to wonder “Man, the President’s speach was awsome. I wonder who wrote it?” Yeah, me either. But you should still go check this out because it explains a lot!

You have to understand one thing about the American people, they are not interested in a politician that speaks smoothly or who insists on using “real words” or who can actually talk. The American people of today’s Americas want a politician who can speak their language and speak it well.

I never liked Andy Dick until now! The best part is the clips from actual speaches that Bush gave! If you don’t laugh at this, then you have no humor at all, besides, it’s funny because of the true clips!

Star Wars Ep. 3 Abridged Script

Being the Star Wars geek that I am (ok, so I am not all that bad actually) I have of course seen The Revenge of the Sith. Now I am by no means saying it was the greatest movie of all times, Star Wars or otherwise, but I did enjoy it. That being said, I stumbled upon The Editing Room tonight, more to the point, I found the Abridged Script for Star Wars Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith, this is a very humorous read for anyone who has seen the movie.

Real Men of Genius

Remember the Bud Light radio comercials featuring “Real Men of Genius”? Remember how when one came on the radio everyone hushed everyone else so we could all hear it and laugh? Well tonight I found this site which contains ALL 79 of them for your listening pleasure!

Ridin’ on a bus. Ridin’ on a bus.

Oh man! So I just found the Family Guy Multimedia Archivee and it has every song from Family Guy! Including Peter’s Theme Music! This is so sweet!

Ridin’ on a bus.
Ridin’ on a bus.
Sitin’ next to bums.
There’s an open seat.
Hope that isn’t pee.

Ah that song is the greatest.

Operating Systems as Airlines

I found an article tonight that compares operating systems as if they were airlines. The article is a fun read and, when placed in a context such as this, makes one wonder about their operating system of choice. My favorite part(s):

Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.


Linux Airlines
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, “You had to do what with the seat?”

It’s funny because it’s true. 🙂

Jon Stewart’s Daily Show on Bloggers 02/16/05

I don’t normally watch the Daily Show, so when I came across this clip from the 2/16/05 show, I thought it was rather humurous and worth sharing.