Holiday Greetings to All

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “America” in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

  1. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
  2. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
  3. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
  4. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

Pictures

I just finished putting up the pictures for the past month, the only picture that is missing is the Picture of Kylie with Santa, as soon as I scan that I will add it into her gallery in the proper place.

6 months old

I can’t believe it has been six months already since Kylie blessed my life. The time has gone by so fast! She continues to grow and learn and change right before my eyes on a daily basis.

She is now almost crawling and can maintain a sitting position all on her own, well if someone helps her sit up anyway. As for the almost crawling phase, she has finally figured out how to pull her knees up underneath her when she pushes up on her hands, and she will now rock in this position. Occasionally her knees will slide forward together from the rocking, and then she usually falls down to her tummy as opposed to moving her hands forward. I expect that she will figure out how to crawl any day now, and some people are even saying it will happen before the New Year. I think that would be great, I would just need to start “baby proofing” the house, as this is something I have not worried about yet do to her inability to move to other rooms on her own.

She also continues to show early signs of teething. She drools a lot more now than she used to and she seems to enjoy sticking her finger in her mouth more than before as well. Tiffany says she can feel a tooth coming in as well, I have not quite been able to feel it yet, but I am sure Tiffany can, she seems to be more in tune to those things.

Kylie is still having issues with her right eye as well. We have an appointment to go see a pediatric ophthalmologist on the 27th to take care of her blocked tear duct. Some days this issue seems to clear up and others it seems to be really bad. When I post the past months pictures up tomorrow night at work, you can see in it the pictures. Some days the outside of her right eye looks really red and irritated and other days it seems to be fine. The only good thing is that this redness does not seem to bother her, and she is still always really happy.

Also this past month Kylie had her very first picture taken with Santa. This was such a fun occasion, and everyone at the store commented on how beautiful she was, and that she was such a happy baby. The people taking the picture were exceptionally amazed as she only needed one picture taken because she gave such a good smile on the first take. This picture will also be in with this past months pictures as soon as I get them up.

This past month also marked Kylie’s first adventures with stage 1 baby food. On Thanksgiving she had sweet potatoes for dinner, and seemed to enjoy them. Since then she has had sweet potatoes on a number of occasions and does in fact like them, and she has also started on green beans. This now complete out her current menu at: milk, rice cereal, stage one sweet potatoes, and stage one green beans. Soon we will add more to the list and find out what else she likes.

I have come to learn that one of the most beautiful sounds I have ever heard is that of my daughter’s laughter. When she laughs, it does not matter how tired I am or how bad of a day I am having, I can not help but feel better and smile. I now also cherish nap time, not just because I get to get some much needed sleep, but because Kylie naps next to me. This can be seen in at least one picture that will be uploaded as well. Kylie and I spend a lot of time together, and nap time has become a sort of tradition, I guess working midnights has some advantages in this case.

Funny shit

The other day i started reading through the Penny Arcade comic archives, so that i can add it to my nightly read list while I am at work, and just now I reached this one. I don’t know exactly why, but this is the funniest one that I have read so far. No, you don’t understand, I have read it five times now and I can’t stop laughing. Maybe because it reminds of some personal experiences. I don’t know, but it is some funny shit.

More pictures

I just finished putting up more pictures of Kylie, which can of course be seen in her gallery. I think this now has me caught up on her pictures, well at least until around the 20th when the next month pictures should hopefully be ready to go up. I am going to try and be more diligent about getting images off of the digital and put up so that I don’t get that far behind again, but sometime there isn’t enough time. Oh well, I will do my best.

The Forbes Fictional 15

Forbes has recently posted its list of the 15 richest fictional people. It gives links to each person on the list and tells a little about each. It is an interesting little read.

A daughter’s love…

On a non medical related note; Kylie is progressing along very well. She now pulls herself around on the floor in an “army crawl” fashion, or at least that is how Tiffany describes it. She will roll onto her belly and then pull herself forward with her arms; she does this in combination with rolling and tends to move around the living room floor a lot. She also seems to move in my general direction when I am home alone watching her.

For instance, I will lay her on the floor on her play mat and then go around the love seat to work on the computer and in a few seconds Kylie will have turned herself around so she is facing in my direction on her stomach, and will have moved towards the love seat. If I then proceed to come back into the living room and sit on the couch, she will hold herself up on her arms and watch me, and then proceed to angle herself towards the couch.

She also has a habit of looking for me when she hears my voice, no matter what is going on; she could be being changed, or even fed, but when she hears my voice she looks for me. Then when she finally sees me she is all smiles. It makes me feel really good to know this is a sign of love from my daughter, and I hope that she will always be all smiles when she sees me.

A doctor’s visit

Last Tuesday (Nov. 29th) Kylie had an impromptu doctor’s appointment. This was due to her right eye. For the last few weeks her eye has been producing a lot of mucus, you now the stuff that we all find crusted in our eye when we wake up in the morning. Well the doctor had given us some drops to place in her eye and we had been doing that, however, it does not seem to be helping it as much as it should. So Tiffany took her back to the doctor to have it look at again, because around the outside of Kylie’s eye is all red due to the mucus and the constant wiping (as can be seen in some of her pictures). The doctor gave us another prescription for more of the drops but told us that we will have to make an appointment to take Kylie to a pediatric ophthalmologist (eye doctor) because it seems like she has a blocked tear duct. This is evidently something that happens very rarely, because the doctor told Tiffany that in 25 years of performing pediatric medicine she has only had 3 cases of it, but that it is not something serious or anything major to worry about. So now we get to take Kylie to the pediatric ophthalmologist on December 27 for an exam and to see what they say. In other news Kylie is doing very well and is quite healthy. She now measures 27 inches long and weighs in at 17.03 pounds and her head is no 17 inches in circumference.

Pictures of Kylie

Well I finally got around to adding more pictures to Kylie’s gallery, not all like I had hoped, but at least another entire month. I have a few more pictures to scan and then i will be able to post up another months worth. Hopefully I wont get this far behind again, but you would be surprised at how fast the pictures pile up. That and it takes a good amount of time to pull them off the digital and do any sort of touch ups and then rename them all, and if I have a ton to scan forget about it. Oh, I also added a few more to some of the older galleries of her as well, so check the changed date within month 2 and 3 to see what weeks got new photos added. These older albums got new photos because I just got some photos from other people and got them scanned. More pictures to come!