Action Hero

Huh…go figure, i’m a pirate.

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish, quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow
83%
Batman, the Dark Knight
71%
Maximus
63%
Lara Croft
63%
Indiana Jones
63%
William Wallace
58%
Neo, the “One”
54%
The Terminator
50%
James Bond, Agent 007
50%
El Zorro
38%
The Amazing Spider-Man
38%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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My needs

So the newest thing lately (it seems) is to go to google and in the search box type “[your name] needs” and see the results. Well i decided to jump on this bandwagon (because hey, some of thes i’ve seen are just funny) and see what I need according to google. So I first tried “ed needs”, and this is what I got:

1.) Ed Needs A. HUMMER — this happens to be my favorite and it was the first result. woot!
2.) Ed needs vision beyond this budget
3.) Ed Needs to Know about IT
4.) Ed Needs Narrowing
5.) Ed needs more help
6.) Ed Needs Our Prayers
7.) Ed Needs Upgrades
8.) Ed Needs To Stop Hot Zones
9.) Ed needs more from Mike
10.) Ed Needs to Walk the Talk of Diversity

Now if you haven’t figured it out, must of these were a result of “ed” being a shortened form of “education”, so i decided to try my full name and see what happens, and it was this:

1.) Edward needs a special family.
2.) Edward Needs Sunscreen
3.) Edward Needs 1414 116th Avenue NE Bellevue, WA
4.) Edward Needs Cheering On!!
5.) Edward needs a break from TV and the way it arouses his appetite for getting more stuff that he can’t afford
6.) Edward needs a skilled and patient family who can provide a safe and loving home environment.
7.) Edward needs your assistance!
8.) Edward needs to announce his measures.
9.) Edward needs a tape measure.
10.) Edward needs to be allowed to remain in regular contact with her!
11.) Edward needs a hug?
12.) Edward needs it — and so does Alice. [who the heck is Alice, and is she hot?]
13.) Edward needs to use a walker.
14.) Edward needs to consider transportation costs to the Amore economical options.
15.) Edward needs to leave
16.) Edward needs to seek a job in Zimbabwe.
17.) Edward needs to get back to France and other important matters. [France is important?!?]
18.) Edward needs a check for the food.
19.) Edward needs to close the gates.
20.) Edward needs Graham, his best knight, to go out and retrieve the three lost treasures, along with any other valuable trinkets he happens to come across.

So yeah, evidently those are my needs. I never would have guessed I needed that stuff.

What Horror Movie Are You?

Take the quiz: “Which Horror Movie Are You?”

The Blair Witch Project

You feel lost, and like you have noone to talk to. You know there are people there, you know you can get help, but you are too fearful of the outside world to the point of letting noone in. You might have a couple of close friends, but you push them away because your own fears overtake all feelings and emotions you might have. You aren’t worrying about a specific thing, just life in general.

Me as a SciFi Character

Raistlin Majere

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

An intensely private individual that chooses actions with care, you strive to further your own skills and powers.

This happens because I choose it to happen!

Raistlin is a character in the Dragonlance universe. He has a short biography at Dragonlance.com.

Another Political Party Quize

You scored as Anarchism.

Anarchism

100%

Democrat

50%

Communism

50%

Green

42%

Socialist

42%

Fascism

42%

Nazi

25%

Republican

17%

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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I have to admit that I think it is kind of funny that I scored higher on communism than I did on Republican. heh.

Me as a D&D character

Chaotic Evil Human Fighter Thief
Follower Of Talos

Alignment:
Chaotic Evil characters are the most ‘evil’ people out there. They are willing to do anything to get ahead, and will kill anyone who stands in their way. A chaotic evil person sees no value in order and governments, and believes to the utmost in the tenant that ‘Might Makes Right’.

Race:
Humans are the ‘average’ race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live ‘for the moment’.

Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn’t to say that they aren’t intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Secondary Class:
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

Deity:
Talos is the Chaotic Evil god of storms, forest fires, earthquakes, tornadoes, and destruction in general. He is also known as the Destroyer. His followers fear him more than worship him, and they revel in the destructive fury of nature – while praying to be spared from its wrath. Talos’s symbol is three lightning bolts, of different colors, coming from a central point.


Detailed Results:
Law & Chaos:
Law —– XXX (3)
Neutral – (0)
Chaos — XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Good & Evil:
Good —- (-9)
Neutaral – XXXXXXX (7)
Evil —- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)

Race:
Human —- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Half-Elf – (-6)
Elf —— (-4)
Halfling – (-2)
Dwarf —- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Orc – XXXX (4)
Gnome —- XXX (3)

Class:
Fighter – XXXXXXXXX (9)
Ranger — XX (2)
Paladin – (0)
Cleric — X (1)
Mage —- X (1)
Druid — (0)
Thief — XXXXXX (6)
Bard —- (-4)
Monk —- (-3)


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