Hold on, it’s not what you think. Evidently a new calendar has been released in Germany depicting scenes from the Bible, but not the kind you would expect…they are erotic scenes!

“A German Protestant youth group” has put together a 2006 calendar that “feature a bare-breasted Delilah cutting Samson’s hair and a nude Eve offering an apple.”

Nuremberg pastor Bernd Grasser said: “It’s just wonderful when teenagers commit themselves with their hair and their skin to the bible.”

“There’s a whole range of biblical scriptures simply bursting with eroticism,” said Stefan Wiest, 32, who took the racy photographs.

Anne Rohmer, 21, wearing garters and stockings, posed on a doorstep as the prostitute Rahab.

“We wanted to represent the Bible in a different way and to interest young people,” she told news agency Reuters.

Apparently the calendar is only available in Germany…that’s too bad as I still need a calendar for 2006. 😉